Zoom: Big black dot heading back to the computer

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• This pandemic has offered some opportunities for multi-person Zoom meetings (Skype too). For me, this includes the community group and 'Bible study' from my church.

• The hosts' dog has sat near the computer, listening, while looking for the people in the house. The cute 'baby girls' would ask Mom when the people could visit again, presumably in part, so they could once again provide the 'pre-game' show again.

• The Church meetings are roughly half male and half female. But my private meetings feature characters such as Krueger (his actual last name), Zombie, The Red Skull, The Rage, and of course me, Dr. Kingpin.

• Via Zoom with close friends, I was told (paraphrased) that my facial skin looked shiny. I think that probably had to do with something called 'washing' and exercising much and not overeating.

• When I left Zoom to get a Perrier from the refrigerator, I was told while returning up the staircase that it looked like a (paraphrased) 'big black dot' was heading to the computer. I think that is called being a 'Kingpin' wearing a dark blue shirt.

My brother from Arizona. This is funny, but I do follow
the advice of local medical professionals.

Ahh, roughly the equivalent amount of knowledge and wisdom of some
seminary students?

Facebook: People and especially children
should stay away from 'pot'.

Facebook: This is biblical and Reformed theology.

Do not people learn this, at least, in elementary school?

Sadly, I have had recent episodes with glue and plastic and
tape and plastic. Two 'never again' episodes.

Zoom: My hair hammered down for a public appearance.
No 'Frankenstein' hairstyle in public.

Facebook has in error blocked my second Blogger website, Satire Und Theology from posting entries on my Facebook business page, Russell Norman Murray, PhD. Facebook falsely claims I violated community standards with a recent entry where Kenneth Copeland is on a YouTube video stating...

Quote: The Devil's tryin' to give me the flu

Further, the Blogger entry and the associated Facebook entry contained the following comments from me:

Presumptive theology in regards to God, Satanic beings and humanity, and making money in the process.
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Obviously, my entry was not supporting Kenneth Copeland's claim.

I have made four requests from Facebook for clarification regarding community standards. No reply.

This is why I publish this satirical entry on this academic website, in order to be linked on my Facebook business page.