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| I was shopping in New Westminster today-trekearth: Correction, Spring action knife not switch blade apparently! |
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| New Westminster-trekearth: The gentleman that sold me the tactical knife, I presume the owner, also went out of the way to kindly tell me (showing my security ID incidentally as I had my bank card out) that the knife was also good for throat strikes while blade not elongated and showed me where to strike. I suppose that would be tactically rescuing me or someone else. I cut through some of the grocery packaging when I got home. Wow... I should add that the man loosened the mechanism stating it had to be tighter (no switch blade) for transporting to the USA. Uhh, I will never be transporting this to the USA or Europe on a trip... |
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ReplyDeleteI am @ a Baptist church in Surrey now, a megachurch where the Hintz also attend.
The pastor is preaching in Ecclesiastes and made some interesting points.
Ecclesiastes 7:16
English Standard Version
Be not overly righteous, and do not make yourself too wise. Why should you destroy yourself?
He used overly religious Christian people as examples.
He used a charismatic example of a charismatic, 'machine gunning' him in the Holy Spirit.
I see hyper-charismatics as a good example.
He stated basically that Christians should witness as normal people. Agreed.
Baptists came into my head as a good example as over-righteous, not all of them but some, in particular, and we do have some locally that grew up in the evangelical church and wisely with good parenting, avoided many of the evils of the world.
The problem is now they may at times tend to judge in a Pharisaical way those with different backgrounds and challenges.
The evangelical Baptist that grows up sexually pure through good parenting, is blessed. It is a good thing.
The perhaps newer Christian that was sexually involved at a young age, in-part, due to questionable parenting, perhaps alcoholic parents, for example, may at adulthood struggle with sex in a way the lifelong evangelical does not because of physical experience and related pleasure.
I am not excusing sin.
The pastor then went on to state that 'Game of Thrones' parties were celebrating a show with no redeeming values and exploitation of women.
I watch the show and as I have posted on, agree it has many negatives. I am not interested in the parties.
I problem with stating that a show should be avoided because it shows exploitation of women is that if one is too be more objective, and less subjective, and is to be intellectually consistent, then many, many television shows and movies that show exploitation of women would need to be avoided.
I would bet, certainly, some would fall within the pastor's watch list.
Personally, my take is that Game of Thrones does not celebrate this exploitation but shows it in a parallel historical reality to Medieval England and Europe.
On the other hand, sex and nudity sell, and this is likely a consideration. Celebrating abuse, no, but finding interested viewers through nudity, yes.
As noted, besides finding the show, and 'Vikings' as well entertaining, I find them interesting studies on the problem of evil as I do seeing dungeons and torture museums in Europe.
Do, I take pleasure in bloody stuff? Absolutely not, never have and very likely will, God-willing.
But I do not find the evangelical Christian family safety seal programming in itself alone, intellectually stimulating.
Then again, I would view 'slasher horror' films as virtually having no redeeming qualities, with the few times I have had to view portions, or forbid the whole film, back when I was younger.
I see this films as glorifying evil whereas I take it 'Games of Thrones' is almost a back-handed support for Romans 1-3, stating virtually, see what an evil lot we all are and have been.
What about the Food Network, should a show like Chopped be avoided because it appears to at least somewhat support the homosexual agenda?
The whole network avoided?
The cable provider avoided?
Distribution companies avoided?
My take.
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